You survived another week of school. "Lincoln: [shuts the door] "Lola, guard this door. Credits She's an animal. Okay. What about water snakes? ]Lincoln: "Lori!  ‣ ? ". ]Lincoln: "Just keep it on a leash! Ha! Wikis. [Everyone feels calmer now] "JUST KIDDING! Too far!" "[Lori blows her whistle and everyone does what they can to clean the house; Lana puts the fish back in the tank, Lisa scrubs up the living room with a soap cannon and the help of her tentacle friend; Leni and Luan untangle the phone wire; Lynn uses the hose to clean the kitchen and then puts it outside; Cliff is about to go on the carpet, but Lori glares at him and he obeys to go in his litter box; Lola ties up some trash and Lynn yanks it up on her dirt bike; Lincoln fishes out Lily's diaper and puts it on her; they do the finish touches and carry everything else away as if the house was the same as it was when their parents left.  ‣ Cold Fear - Dick Walter [Lincoln smells Mom's expensive perfume] 6:00 to 7:00: Sitting on bed with arms folded. We're taking back our Friday nights! You're the only one who can keep this house from ending up in a pile of rubble." Airdate [Luna's fireworks go off] "Or ashes. What is going on? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. "[All seems well and Lori and Lincoln begin to play some Super Mega Brawlers Turbo Fighter XXIV. [slow motion] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"[Too late; Luna plays a chord and the noise blasts Lincoln right into the wall which leaves a dent of unsightly residue; just then, Lori's taunting words echo in his mind. Greetings everyone watching my videos I hope you like my videos and animation's if you like my animation's I will make more . ]Lori: [sees Lily playing] "Lily? Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes, Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes, https://theloudhouse.fandom.com/wiki/No_Guts,_No_Glori/Script?oldid=1055971. ANYONE ELSE?!" More like prison cells! I'm not." Category:The Loud House Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | Fandom. [They all start laughing at him and go back to enjoying their Friday night. Comment. They are my favorite type of show to watch. Follow/Fav Louder House. "Lincoln: "Your power trip is over! 8:00: Staring at wall until falling asleep. 1.85 million "[The other sisters go back to their rooms after a crazy Friday night; their parents are approaching and just as it seems all is well, there's still a dent in the wall from Lincoln's impact caused by Luna's power chord. 40 Favourites. You survived another week of school. [realizing] "Lori!" Next ], [As soon as Lincoln comes to, he sees that Lola tied him up like they tied Lori up. ]Lincoln: "Lucy!  ‣ ? Lily was in the back. [gives him a treat. "[They go downstairs where Lincoln shows Lori the chaos caused by their sisters' antics. ], [Meanwhile, Lori has somehow already broken free of her rope bindings and is filing her nails. "Lori: "That's all I needed to hear." [turns his game on]SUPER MEGA BRAWLERS TURBO FIGHTER XXIVGame announcer: "Round 1: Fight! I get to work on my new music for tonight! [Lincoln's room; the boy is enjoying a nice glass of lemonade with a crazy straw, turns to the audience. You know how much trouble we'll be in if Lori finds out we're not in our rooms? Luna. Original title: The Loud House "No Guts, No Glori" Directed by: Chris SAVINO Chris Savino got his first break in animation as a layout artist on "The Ren & Stimpy Show" in 1991 and later worked as character and prop designer on Nickelodeon's "Rocko's Modern Life". [the others regain their forms] "As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge. "[Lincoln can't break free and sees Geo. No Guts, No Glori 9.5/10. "[They open the door with Lola still standing guard. Uh-huh. ]Lincoln: "Lana! Watch The Loud House - Season 1, Episode 12 - No Guts, No Glori: The kids rebel against Lori's tyrannical rule as their babysitter. [Lincoln's video game] Games Movies TV Video. [just then, a tentacle grabs Lisa and drags her back in.] * Lincoln: *Rosalina passes Yoshi, who Lincoln is playing as, due to the latter getting hit by a red shell* Oh, no you don't! As far as animation goes, It’s really good. 7:00 to 7:30: Chow. I won't tell you my real name, so you can associate me with my username for this site. "Lincoln: "I can't! Lincoln and nine of his sisters work as a team to thwart the tyranny they face with Lori as their babysitter. "Good boy." [sniffs again] "Is that...Oh no! It was friday night at the Loud House. Have fun. [Geo gets him free.] ]Lincoln: [gasps] "The wall!" The following is a transcript for the episode "No Guts, No Glori". They're gonna be home in 10 minutes. She gets a sick thrill from bossing us around! "Lana: "SIR, YES, SIR! ]Lincoln: "Yes to music!" ]Lincoln: "LUNA!" "Lori: "Oh, we were just about to play a video game. Sound of Silence 9.5/10 "[Charles, Cliff, and Geo sit down on command, but Walt tips over in his attempt and knocks Geo's hamster ball to the side. ]Luna: "FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!!!" "Lincoln: [impressed] "Glitter. She refuses at first, but accepts the help. [the door closes. S1 E6 May 12, 2016 . "Little more." [She grabs Lincoln and proceeds to eat him] Lincoln: "Oh no! You want a treat, boy?" Picture Perfect/Undie Pressure Which can only mean one other thing! Unfortunately, I'm the only one who can keep this house from ending up in a pile of rubble! By realYoshiPlayer Watch. ]Lola: "Hey! "Lincoln: "I couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box. "Luna: "You got it, sis! Those are pets." Also, when Lori starts to laugh at Lincoln being left in charge, her eyelid is her skin tone, not the color of her eye shadow. Cartoons Loud House. Lincoln attempts to get them to stop, but they refuse to do so, derisively calling him Lori. The Sweet Spot 10/10 and during the fight scene was Leni holding up a middle finger? ]Lori: "You won't last five minutes!" Driving Miss Hazy/No Guts, No Glori . "Lincoln: "Those were my orders! Project Loud House/In Tents Debate . Directed by Chris Savino. Lincoln.. if you really that good… than you should be in charge from now on." Room for Improvement with the Casagrandes, Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes, https://theloudhouse.fandom.com/wiki/No_Guts,_No_Glori?oldid=1077277. "[Cliff is right next to his little box and suddenly goes right on the carpet. "Leni: [on the phone] "Seriously? My Friends Channels on YouTube : Lynn Sr.: Alright honey, you remember the rules? Do as she says! "Lori: "And? "Lincoln: "Mom's expensive perfume. I am a big fan of cartoons. [Lori and Lincoln see the crack in the wall] (to the viewers) Nothin' quite like it! Get 'em!" ][Lincoln tries to get back to his game, but there's a suddenly explosion and the smoke alarm goes off; Lisa comes out of her room. That means, you have to do as I say, whether you're tall, short, or covered in fur and can only understand the word "sit". [gets it together] "It's a mad house down there! Friday night at The Loud House, Luna was in her room excited about tonight. Broadcast Information "MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA BE HOME IN 10 MINUTES! When Lisa's creature grabs Lily with its tentacle in the scene where the sisters clean up, Lily is shown to be giggling, but no giggling sound is heard. Grim was impressed how Lori is doing a wonderfull job to make sure no problems appear when there folks are on a date. "Lori: "Mom and Dad. Ha! *It was evening in Royal Woods. Written by ‣ ? ]Lori: "DISMISSED! [sets her amps to "Super Max" and has fireworks all set up for a big finale. Chris Savino Loud House’s animation style reminds me of a comic book story come to life. "Lori: "Observe." Here it is, my twenty-third fanfiction, Enjoy!  ‣ Pop Punk - Doug Rockwell [Luna plays clean up music] Lincoln: "Ah, Friday night. "Lincoln: [panicking] "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! 16 Comments. Subscribe. Lynn - Pouring dirt, and using a water hose for her. "Lola: "I'm gonna need you to step back, sir. "Lincoln: "And Lana, how about when Lori throws out your mud pies? Lily - Running around without her diaper on. ]Leni: "Hi, exterminator guy! Add to Favourites. [Once again, Lincoln screams as Lily lifts him toward her mouth; his open … I knew you wouldn't last five minutes. Directed by ]Lincoln: "Say goodbye to the Queen of No..." [tosses whistle on the floor] "...and hello to the King of Yes! This pun is kept in several foreign dubs of the series too: Arabic: لا شجاعة، لا غلوري [la shajaeata, la ghLori], Latin American Spanish: Sin Agallas, no hay Glori, Lori says no phone calls allowed, but she doesn't realize that she's breaking her own rule by talking to. With Grant Palmer, Catherine Taber, Liliana Mumy, Nika Futterman. So, it wouldn't make sense for Lori to glare at Lana for addressing her properly like how she did in the English version when she called her "sir". It's unknown how Lori knew about Dad's golf club getting damaged, as she was in her room, and didn't see Lola hit Lincoln with it. ‣ Arms Race (a) - John Knowles, Christopher Knowles, Frank Ricotti [Lori assembles the siblings and pets] Lincoln and nine of his sisters work as a team to thwart the tyranny they face with Lori as their babysitter. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki ... No Guts, No Glori; No Laughing Matter; No Place Like Homeschool; No Show with the Casagrandes; No Spoilers; No Such Luck; Not a Loud… Want a snack, boy?" "[But just before Lincoln can finally start playing, Leni screams and Lincoln pauses the game to see what's wrong; it turns out that Luan is chasing Leni around with a rubber spider.  ‣ ? ]Lola: This better be good. Upon using Geo to free himself, Lincoln makes his way into Lori's room through her window and begs her to help him. A Tale of Two Tables 10/10. Extended endings of various Loud House episodes. Bye." I want no problem , got it" asks Lori in her commando outfit. Lori!" "[The other sisters concur. "[Soon, his sisters start picking up the scent as well. Lori: Relax Dad, I've got this. "Lana: "Yuh-huh. No one goes in, no one comes out! ]Lincoln: [scared] "See what I mean?! The Loud House S01E03 - Driving Miss Hazy + No Guts, No Glori He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box. Every time Lori's left in charge, she makes our lives miserable. [Lincoln and Lori play a video game] See you guys tomorrow. What are you-"[Just then, there are some creaks and Lori notices that the others are right behind her; they tackle her and she screams for help; just then, it's revealed that they tied her up to a chair. Script [Lincoln's room; the boy is enjoying a nice glass of lemonade with a crazy straw.] ]Echo Lori: "Lincoln in charge? [gets out a copy of Super Mega Brawlers Turbo Fighter and smells it.] Laney: [sniffs] Hey, you guys smell something? Under Lori's authority and through Luna's cleaning montage, the kids manage to clean the giant mess just as their parents get home. Lisa - Doing her weird science experiments. You've got to help me! said Lincoln who was winking at the other sisters. I was of course the second born Loud sister and you can say I was like normal babies. The situations made by Lincoln's sisters: Leni & Luan - The former being chased while on the house phone by the latter's fake spider. The other sisters vote for Lincoln to be their new babysitter, and despite her warning that Lincoln won't make a good leader, and that the house will fall apart without her, they confine Lori to her room with Lola on guard duty. "Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa, and Lily: "YEAH! "[Lori covers his mouth, holds up a pile of glitter, and blows it in Lola's direction. "[Lori and Lincoln realize they forgot something and are gonna get it.]. [sees the hose] "Ew! "Lori: "Nah. "[Lola nods in agreement and gets a Golf club to guard the door while dressing up as a security guard. "Lori: [hangs up Leni's call] "No phone calls." No Guts, No Glori (Alternate Ending) Add to Favourites. Edit. He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box. Lori's in charge. [busts out her whistle and blows it and gets their attention.] "Rita: "Oh, and look at this lovely piece of food art the kids made. "[The hose squirts Luan but she resumes chasing Leni; Lincoln trips over the telephone wire and lands in the mud and notices Lucy built a fort of diapers. Comment. S1 E5 May 06, 2016 ... of Two Tables . [hears her phone ringing and answers it] "Hello? Episode Guide It's gonna be rockiiiin'! "Yes to mud! 7:30 to 8:00: Thorough cleaning of mess hall. [climbs in through window. WE'RE THINKIN' LINCOLN! Lincoln could. [cranks the tunes and puts a happy face on Lana's mud pie.] 9K Views. You handle it. The Loud House Re-Write - No Guts, No Glori. "Lori: [not fooled one bit] "You've got five minutes to do your business. Lala Loud House: No Guts, No Glori/Transcript. This episode takes place in February, because the calendar is shown to only has 28 days. Overall Despite being voiced by Cristina Pucelli in this episode, Luan has no lines in this episode, but was heard obeying Lori's command with her other siblings, cheering, and laughing when she chases Leni. [unplugs Luna's amplifiers] "NO MUSIC!" ]Lincoln: "Geo! "[the other sisters carry her to her room. ]Lincoln: "I don't know how to get past her.  ‣ The Reaper - Phil Xenidis, Elizabeth Hooper, Andrew Bojanic, Russell Emanuel, Randall Cooke, Keith Armstrong [Lincoln roped up] Here we go again!" However, Lori's warning proves to be true, as in under five minutes, the kids mess up the house with their roughhousing and destructive antics. ]Lincoln: "Ah, Friday night. "Diaper wall breach! ]Lincoln: "Oh yeah? "The Loud House" Driving Miss Hazy/No Guts, No Glori (TV Episode 2016) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Written by ThatGreenandOrangeGuy and Aartistboy714 and uploaded and edited by me, SpongeGuy12 with their permission. "[Cliff is right next to his litter box, but goes on the fireplace instead. One of them is The Loud House. I can't believe the house is still standing! "[Everyone rushes back upstairs while Geo hops in his ball up each step. [tosses it to Lori. [leaves]Lincoln: "NOOOOOOOOO! MAYBE NOT SO LOUD!"  ‣ The Late Set - Laurence Cottle [Opening] I just want you to not to be harsh on us when mom and dad are out." Bye!" Subscribe. In this house, we call her the Queen of-"Lori: [from upstairs] "NO!" 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